Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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