That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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