If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize