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I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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