i just had sex bonerless
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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