I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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