I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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