We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
