That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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