Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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