her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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