he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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