Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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