If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
