We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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