And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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