doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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