if i can run in heels then i can drive
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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