David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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