So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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