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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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