just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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