wrigley field is MILF paradise
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
