you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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