stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I supernannyed him into submission
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
