So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
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