matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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