Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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