I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
third nipple confirmed
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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