Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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