Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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