What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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