i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
We need to get me chipped asap
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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