I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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