Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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