I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
