Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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