Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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