I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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