I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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