Did you just see the Batmobile???
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
