do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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