I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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