i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Randomize
