marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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