hotel room ftw
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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