My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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