Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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