I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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