STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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