we're chasing vodka with high fives
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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