D3 body, D1 cock
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
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