Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
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