How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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